Taoism: if you understand shit, it isn't shit.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucious say 'shit happens'.
Buddhism: shit will happen to you again.
7th day Adventist: shit happens on Saturdays.
Zen: What is the sound of ahit happening?
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Sikhism: leave our shit alone.
Jehova's witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Agnosticism: can you prove that shit happens?
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: shit happens, amen to that.
Judaism: why does shit always happen to us?
Orthodox Judaism: so shit happens, already.
Televangelism: send money, or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit.
Hare Krishna: shit happens, rama rama ding ding.
Nation of Islam: don't take no shit.
New Age: visualize shit happening.
Shintoism: you inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Hedonism: I love it when shit happens.
Satanism: sneppah this.
Capitalism: this is MY shit.
Feminism: men are shit!
Unitarian: what is this shit?
Existentialism: what is shit, anyway?
Scientology: if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137
Mormonism: Shit happens again and again and again.
Mysticism: This is really weird shit.
Voodoo: shit doesn't just happen, we make it happen!
Wicca: you can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times.
Disneyism: bad shit doesn't happen here.
Communism: let's share the shit.
Marxism: you've got nothing to lose but your shit.
Conspiracy Theorism: THEY shit on us!
Psycho-Analysis: tell me about your shit.
Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest.
Armish: Modern shit is useless.
Suicidal: I've had enough of this shit
Optimism: shit won't happen to me!
Trekism: to boldly shit where no-one has shit before.
Shakespearean: to shit or not to shit, that is the question.
Descartes: I shit therefore I am.
Terrorism: let's blow this shit up!
Freud: shit is a phallic symbol.
Lawyers: for enough money, I can get you out of shit.
Acupuncturists: hold still or this will hurt like shit.
Pharmacists: this will get your shit going.
Teachers: by the time I'm done with you, you will be able to shit linear equations!
Students: detention sucks like shit
Surgeons: stitch that shit up!
Electricians: shit goes off, shit goes on.
Plumbers: I'll get rid of your shit.
Politically-correct: internally processed, nutritionally-drained output happens.
Dog: I just shit in your shoe.
Cat: dogs are shit.
Mouse: Oh shit! a cat!
Einstein: shit is relative.
Newton: this shit is heavy!
Family Gathering: relatives are shit.
Materialism: whoever dies with the most shit wins!
Vegetarianism: if it shits then I don't eat it.
Fatalism: shit! Its going to happen!
Environmentalism: shit is biodegradable.
Americanism: who gives a shit.
Statistician: shit is 84.7% likely to happen.
Hip-hop: motherfucker this is the shiznit beatch!
Tantrism: fuck this shit.
Cynicism: we are all full of shit.
Surrealism: fish happens
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