So then i said :

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Friday 9 March 2012

13 questions THEY won't answer

1. Why do some Muslims believe that lying to a non-believer is not lying?

2. How many thousands of people are killed by prescription drugs every year?

3. Was the Wild West really all that wild?

4. Did Martin Luther King really oppose affirmative action?

5. What is the radiation level of a CAT scan?

6. Are lie detectors actually worthless for security screening?

7. When will the innumerable fakes in the world's museums be revealed to be fake?

8. Why did Pope Pius II, Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini write an erotic book?

9. Why does the US Government lie about the number of terrorism convictions It obtains?

10. If the Korean war ended, what do you call what they are doing now?

11. When did Virginia colonists stop practicing cannibalism?

12. What is a "Picnic Tool"?


13.  How many genetically engineered humans have already been born?











Thursday 8 March 2012

KONY2010

Do you know what's going on in the world?

Do you know whats going on in YOUR world?

You do - you claim to...

Do you know who Joseph Kony is?

You really don't know at all do you?







Watch it - It's worth the cap

...and by saying that i actually mean that its worth watching because you will see things you never thought to be possible.
It's actually worth more than you having your breakfast... its worth saving a child's LIFE!






The world as we know it is changing.

Do you know whats going on in your world?

Can you keep up with the change?

...or ARE you part of the change?


Thursday 1 March 2012

mOrninG peRsoN

Ever get one of those days where you really struggle to keep your thoughts in check (not as described in "Thought Process") like being 'zoned-out' or brain-dead... usually this happens to me between the time i wake up and when i get in my car to go to work, but i don't try to fight it on Sundays... I will do things like:


Open the cupboard into my forehead (yes, literally).


Put face-wash on my toothbrush.


Pour milk into the kettle once the water has boiled (and boy do i need that coffee!).


Try to use lipstick as eyeliner.


Turn the tomato sauce cap with the hope that ground pepper will come out at the bottom.


Try opening a bottle of wine with a can opener.
(I know what you're thinking; it's terrible to have alcohol so early in the morning...especially when you have no idea how to work a corkscrew and you have to ask your sister to open the bottles for you before she goes to work and your left stranded with two unopened bottles of Allesverloren Port!!!)


Make my bed, only to realize afterwards that I forgot the flat sheet around my neck.


Put my dirty dishes in the fridge instead of putting them in the dishwasher.


Re-organizing the fridge so that there is room for my dirty dishes.


Sticking my sunglasses into my eye four times before putting it on properly. (FOUR TIMES!)


Get caught putting my dirty dishes in the fridge and reply with : "It's not my fault!"


Push the gate's button until the battery goes flat, waiting for the car to finally unlock.


Same error with the garage remote, but at least i realize I'm wrong and i quickly switch it to automatic before that battery dies too!


Turning the radio volume up when the radio is actually off.


So now you all know your pretty normal...don't deny it. You do this kinda stuff all the time too!